Exposing the Echo Division: Our move to Alpha

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin and Echo Division

I, General Kailey, alongside moderators Yas, Oofman and Aurora, will be leaving the Echo Division for the Alpha Division.

Our reasons for this are quite simple! We're fed up with Max hogging all the leading! Ever since he won 'Best Voice' in the ACP Summer Awards, he's suddenly decided to voice-chat lead EVERY event! It's too much! All four of us cannot deal with his British accent anymore, so we're switching sides. But it's not just that, he constantly talks about Koloway and IT IS DRIVING US INSANE!!! Like we get it, you won best ship at the ACP Summer Awards, but you're not even cute. Oh and you live 5000 miles apart so it's NEVER going to happen. It's time for us to help the Alpha Division WIN this war!