Heya! Clover Defendahs!!!!

I have recently turned 5 years old today! Last time ~~CSY forced me to write a satire post about ACP High Command.~~ I wrote a satire post about ACP High Command! most of you guys really enjoyed it so why not... DO ACP MODERATORS?!?!?!

SINCE I'M GOOD AT ROASTING PEOPLE LET ME ROAST MY FELLOW MODS! SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LETS JUMP RIGHT INTO IT!

YETI

YETI IS ENRIQUE IGLESIAS!!! OMG, THAT'S WHY HE ~~SUCKS~~ IS THE BEST SINGER IN DA ACP!!!

Yeti is an amazing staff member he goes above and beyond to help troops and he's very good at moderating and he's very helpful to the ACP staff team. But you guys may not know this little secret he's secretly... ENRIQUE IGLESIAS!!! He has this energy and enthusiasm in the staff team!!! and we all know he's a rubbish man... So uhhhh Yeti is a rubbish Spanish singer and he owes me 10 bucks and a taco.

CHEK

Chekky Chek Chek! Sanya says you're a bunny! yes, you are! you're a bunny bun bun!

Chek is a fantastic member of the staff team! he's also a bunny! Hoppity hoppity hop! The bunny goes arf arf!

SARAH

SARAH IS ANNE HATHAWAY!!!!

Sarah is known for calling everyone a boomer in ACP but you guys may not know this little secret but Sarah is... ANNE HATHAWAY!!! WHY? WELL LET ME TELL YOU! CAUSE SHES UHHHHH NEW YORKISH THINGY MAJIDY AND UHHH I CONCLUDE THAT.. SARAH IS... ANNE HATHAWAY? YEAH, SHE IS!!

SPARKZ!

Sparkz is Leonardo DiCaprio! 'Cause he's a really down to earth person that can think through any situation or problem. Sparkz is known to be a great recruiter in ACP - he is very easy to get along with and he works really hard in the ACP staff team so without a doubt, Sparkz is Leonardo DiCaprio!

SHEBYR

Shebyr! Shebby Shebby Sheb Sheb! Our Future Broadway Star! Here's a secret... Shebby Sheb Sheb is... ANNIE! SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO...

The sun'll come out

Tomorrow

Bet your bottom dollar

That tomorrow

There'll be sun!

JESER

Jeser is an egg.

BSCHARBACH2

Bschar requires no further explanation.

SANYA!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE GREATEST BOOMER OF ALL TIME, and THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME... SANYA! Sanya is known to be a very chaotic energetic staff member in ACP who constantly thinks the elephant goes moo and the bunny goes arf arf and since Sanya acts like a 5-year-old lowlife, Sanya is without a doubt Barney the dinosaur! (editor's note - don't be dissing my man Barney the dinosaur!)

So to conclude this post the staff members of ACP are celebrities who work in a penguin game! Here's a secret I didn't write in this post... LOOK AT THE SIGNATURE TO FIND OUT WHO WROTE IT OMG!!!

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS... WHATEVER I DID AND DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND COMMENT DOWN BELOW IF YOU ENJOYED THIS MESS

A person who left me for a Belgian.